the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

cerseilannasster:

Get to Know Me
[2/5] favorite female characters 
Cersei Lannister [Game of Thrones]

“We had seen a number of excellent actresses, but everyone had interpreted the character as an emotionless ice queen. Lena took her in a different, stranger and more interesting direction. In her hands, Cersei embodies endless contradictions. The queen can seem both ruthless and fragile, often in the same scene. She can exhibit extreme cruelty but also utter devotion to her own children.” (x)

that’s probably the most ridiculous thing i’ve heard! you’d take compliments from a girl so why not a guy?? there’s not even a good reason

I KNOW RIGHT 

but tumblr is so weird

minimalist asoiaf
→ house stark (remake)

A dragon is not a slave.

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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But you deserve the universe and I’m just a star —27/07/14 (via incoloure)