Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry
Nacktschnecke - Naked snail - slug
Glühwürmchen - glow wormies - fireflies
Streichholz - stroking wood - match
Schadenfreude - damage happiness - the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne - flag - breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck - misery bacon - the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz - luck mushroom - a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks - joke biscuit - hoaxer
Fernweh - far away-ache - the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen - goose floret - daisy
Flachwichser - flat wanker - a heavy insult
Flugzeug - fly thing - airplane
Wasserschildkröte - water shield toad - turtle
Ich fress einen Besen! - I will devour a broom! - exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten - full pole - a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer - glove snowball thrower - basically an anon troll
Flachzange - flat pliers - a heavy insult
Oh wow no idea, hopefully??
I kind of see them not getting married at all though, or pulling a merder and marrying with no witnesses which I would love because it would be so them.
And as much as I want babies I also kind of want some build up leading to that, you know? I want them to discuss the topic, get comfortable with the idea and etc (and in my plans for them they adopt before they have a bilogical child) because tbh why would you bring more people into this world when there are so many who need a home is a lifestyle that suits them.
Also they both know what is like to be in foster care and i dont think they would like that for other children.
okay annie shall so annie will
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